"As cold waters to a thirsty soul, so is good news from a far country."
My second grader brought her 'Friendship Book' to school. Under "Woran erkennst du mich?" her teacher wrote, "Meine Tattoss
I talked to Mom today on the phone. I told her about my friend M.’s new grandchild: M is the first of my friends to become a grandmother. Mom: “Oh, I’m going to write that in your baby book.”
Daughter: Mama, you need to use anti-aging cream.
Me: What, on my face?
D: Your eyes.
Me: What's wrong? Do I have bags under my eyes?
D: No, well, yes, you have bags but you have also lots of little things in your skin... Just look in the mirror. You'll see what I mean.
RIGHT, AS IF I'M EVER LOOKING IN A MIRROR AGAIN