Daughter: Mama, you need to use anti-aging cream.
Me: What, on my face?
D: Your eyes.
Me: What's wrong? Do I have bags under my eyes?
D: No, well, yes, you have bags but you have also lots of little things in your skin... Just look in the mirror. You'll see what I mean.
RIGHT, AS IF I'M EVER LOOKING IN A MIRROR AGAIN
Me: What, on my face?
D: Your eyes.
Me: What's wrong? Do I have bags under my eyes?
D: No, well, yes, you have bags but you have also lots of little things in your skin... Just look in the mirror. You'll see what I mean.
RIGHT, AS IF I'M EVER LOOKING IN A MIRROR AGAIN